What if the lives of our favorite bloggers were brought to the Big Screen? (Go with it. It’s already been a long day and I’m determined to do something goddamn whimsical.)
Who: Deb from Smitten Kitchen, deliciously played by Ricki Lake.
Why: Similiar infectious smiles, plus we know Ricki appreciates food
(I mean that in the best possible way- nothing but love for you, Ricki. You’ll always be the only Tracy Turnblad for me)
Who: Heather Armstrong of Dooce, played by hot-model-twin Amber Valetta.
Why: Oh, gee. Maybe for all the times I’ve muttered to myself, “Why is Dooce dancing with Kevin James in this movie?”
Which just goes to show you how much time I spend on the Internet. Oiy.
Why: Both blond, both sweet-as-pie looking.
And, oh yes, because Jodie was a major meth-head. Clearly necessary for someone who’ll need to speak “Jenny”.