Yes, that Karl.
He looks down his nose at you and says, “Old Navy? Really? Please tell me you are actually in the navy.” Before you can apologize and rip the red hoodie off your back to throw it in the fireplace, he is sweeping through the living room and snapping his fingers. A quintet of lovely models swan in, each wearing It– The Perfect Look For You. As you start to blubber with relief, Karl holds out a bedazzled gloved hand and reminds you that tears are the salty discharge of the fashionless.
1. Strolls, Shopping, Casual Fridays, Sunday Mornings
2. Parties, International Espionage, Revenge