What if your life wasn’t about TPS reports but about which scented candle to light in the room?
Gone is your shrill “We’re out of coffee!” voice, replaced by soothing, quiet tones you use to stimulate an environment of peace and utter relaxation.
No more Hot 97 or angry AM radio. Just Enya and that music they always have samples of in Target that no one seems to buy. “Songs of The Forest” and “Rainwater.”
“You have a knot right here.” How nice to comment on someone else’s stress for a change.