Because what the F*$% does it matter I apparently already look like a old hag!!
I went with my 24-year old friend to see “He’s Just Not That Into You” the other night. KEEP IN MIND that I am only 30. I mean 30 is like nothing! I’m skinnier than I was at 23!!!
This is what I came home to tonight when I checked my computer:
Excuse me where’s the flippin’ vodka????