It’s a Horoscope Day!

ollie_small6Let’s see what the stars have in store for us, shall we? Horoscopes are courtesy of, though it would be hilarious if I tried to come up with them myself. I don’t even have the insight to pick a pair of jeans that will fit me today, let alone the workings of the universe.


(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You are ready to run, even if it makes more sense to walk. You are not willing to take the time necessary to learn what you need to know today because you want to be at your destination already. The good news is that your self-confidence is strong. The bad news is that your optimism can be blind. Open your eyes and look at things just the way they are, rather than how you would like them to be.


(Apr 20 – May 20)

Although good times may be yours today, overindulgence is not a smart idea. It’s not that seeking pleasure will get you into trouble; it’s just that there are more important things that you can be doing now. So don’t get too comfortable; figure out the best use of your talents and get busy. Whatever you begin in earnest will likely be rewarded beyond your expectations.


(May 21 – Jun 20)

You can begin to get some traction on a project that you have delayed again and again. Finally, you can see that your recent hard work was more worthwhile than you expected. People who were standing in your way before are now lining up to help you. It’s great if the tide has turned, but it’s no reason to assume you’ll get everything you want. Nevertheless, your positive thinking can add to your current success.


(June 21 – Jul 22)

You are more self-assured than others realize. Co-workers might misinterpret your quiet demeanor, thinking that you lack the necessary confidence. But your reluctance to share your feelings is not about any shortcoming of yours. It’s just that you don’t want to place anyone else in an emotionally awkward position. It’s okay to be patient and wait until you feel more comfortable before you express yourself.


(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Get thee to center stage and prepare to play the leading role of the drama you call your life! But don’t think you’ll be able to carry the whole performance on your own now. With so many planets in your 7th House of Partners, you’ll be happier in the company of others. Sharing the spotlight is easier for you today, as long as you can find someone special who is willing to co-create the scene with you.


(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Although you may be all over the emotional map today, you have specific skills to employ in the name of service. It’s not about setting your personal career goals. Instead of focusing on some distant future, live your life starting right now. Take a risk and do something that has meaning only in the present moment. This is your big chance to break out of the status quo.

Libra (this one’s mine)

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are able to appear even more charming now that your key planet Venus is so easy for you to project. The upbeat Sagittarius Moon harmonizes with likable Venus, allowing you to get away with more than others. But don’t test these limits. As important as it may be for you to reveal your true feelings, try to do it in a way that emphasizes the positive aspects of the relationship.


(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your attitude toward money may be more positive than it has been in recent days. You might even feel as if you’re going to get exactly what you want. Nevertheless, you could misjudge the cost of a coveted item or you could underestimate how much time it takes to complete a project. If you do make a purchase or a commitment, be sure it’s something you truly desire.


(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The Moon’s return to your fiery sign will likely feel great, even if you are also processing some more difficult issues. Your emotions won’t get in your way now; to the contrary, they may help you discover a path to happiness. But even if your feelings play an important role in what happens today, there is no need to be overly sentimental. Pay attention to your inner process, but don’t dwell on it to the exclusion of what’s happening.


(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging for you to share your big ideas today because you know how delicate your overall plan is in its beginning stages. Unfortunately, you probably haven’t had enough time to fill in all the details and you don’t want everyone else’s input until you’re sure of your own thoughts. Don’t be in such a hurry; slowing down and solidifying your strategy is smarter than telling everyone what you’re going to do. Start on the ground floor and work your way up.


(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The metaphysical storm clouds are starting to clear and you feel jubilant that you can see the horizon. There doesn’t seem to be much that can get in your way now, but overconfidence may create its own set of problems. If you are too careless, you could miss an important piece of information or respond too quickly to something that happens. Still, a positive outcome is likely today, so don’t spend much time worrying about what might go wrong.


(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may be starring in your own “Field of Dreams” today and whatever you might build in the real world originates in your mind. Don’t just let your thoughts wander. Rather than wondering where your ideas will take you, be proactive and guide your imagination in the direction you want to go. Put together a picture that makes you happy and then consider how to make your fantasies come true.

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2 Responses to It’s a Horoscope Day!

  1. Sara Whenner says:

    I think I choose the wrong carreer. I should have been a Zodiac writer.

    I wonder how much they make for a living.

  2. thecreme says:


    I dunno, I think unpaid blogger who scans the internet for 10 hours a day is a pretty sweet gig. Oh wait, that’s my job.

    I think you should give it a go. As long as you can predict that Gemini will get a windfall from a deceased aunt she didn’t know she had. I’d totally subscribe to that horoscope.

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