Having 3 years on you… (god is that all, sometimes it seems like decades) …I will take some liberty to explain year 27 to you.
1. You are not old. I am old. I will always be older. Wrap yourself in that at night. Meanwhile, I will be massaging my joints with icy hot, and attempting to reach my overgrown toenails with clippers.
2. The farther you get out of your 20’s the better off you will look. Heck, I look better at 30 than I did at 27, 25 even. Mainly because I don’t smoke a pack a day or drink to obliteration bi-weekly. Does wonders for the skin.
3. You make way more at 27 than you did at 20. I was serving frozen yogurt at 20. That was a relaxing job come to think of it. But that’s not the point. The point is the green. You could never have afforded to live so high on the hog on a yogurt salary.
4. The older you get, the younger you seem to me!
Happy Birthday Ollie!! Love you much.