I knew going into this list that it would be hard to top Joan Collins in Dynasty, I’d resigned myself to that. Especially since I’ve just discovered the best YouTube montage I’ve ever seen. Listen to that music! Any second now, Antonio Banderas is going to wander around behind me, dancing with a martini in hand and then you’ll all have to LEAVE.
I know it’s politically incorrect to say so but I desperately want a floor-length fur for my first Chicago winter. Don’t look at me like that! Cones has one for Pete’s sake and she’s the most politically correct person I know. You cannot blame me for wanting to be SWATHED IN GLAMOUR.