Things I Never Thought I’d Do

Call the Wisconsin State Tourism Board and ask if there’s anything to do in Wisconsin, see, because my friends and I were planning on going to the State Fair? You know? The one that closed LAST weekend? And we already rented a car and I don’t know if you’ve ever worked from home, sir, but I haven’t left my apartment in 4 days and I’m starting to have delusions of turning into Howard Hughes and not cute “let’s build an airplane!” Hughes but scary, Leonardo DiCaprio’s fingernails and jars of pee Howard Hughes and I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW SO IS THERE ANYTHING HAPPENING IN WISCONSIN THIS WEEKEND?

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